Tuesday: "(Emilia) offers to give (Steve Rogers) a token of her gratitude. Don't take it, (Steve), she'll run before you get your turn and leave you with a case of blue balls. Just ask (Harry D) or (Howard Link)."
[The walls are closing in, the only exit a vertical metal pole leading to a small door in the high ceiling. The camera follows Link as he hauls himself upward, not a stitch of clothing between him and the visibly hot metal. Every upward pull is accompanied by the hiss of searing flesh and a suppressed groan from the inspector.
He's nearing the top, straining to climb with only three fully functioning limbs, but he's quickly running out of space and time. The walls are barely three feet apart by the time he manages to hook the edge of the door, and it's with a strangled yell of effort that he manages finally heave himself through the opening just before the walls crunch together.]
That might not have been the best trap, but we all appreciate the view. 8.
Tuesday: "Aw, look at the sweet romance forming between (Emilia) and (Link). Watch out for that one though, (Emilia). Wouldn’t want you to end up like the last girl he picked up, alone and broken-hearted~"
Sunday: "(Emilia) actually shows some forethought, but it’s not like she does anything that requires a lot of thinking, anyway. If she had her choice, she’d just be flat on her back with (Link), anyway."
Tuesday: "(Tsunade) declared her love for (Harry) and had sex with (Tyki) two days later. She’d have tapped some inspector ass too if (Link) weren’t so damn dense."
Friday: "(Allen) can't learn and (Link) can't teach. We're honestly not surprised. (Link)'s always made the wrong path choices in life. Should leave the teaching to the crows or large breasted saints."
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