Sunday: "(Celena) using experiment to attempt to force (Link) into sexual relations. (Link's) predicted duration of resistance in current setting: three days."
Sunday: "(Link) quick to take advantage of new experiment to try and initiate contact with (Allen). Relationship deteriorating at a high rate. Recovery unlikely."
Sunday: "(Chamber) greeted by (Celena), who fetishizes his particular powers within minutes. Watch for adverse affects on relationship with (Howard)."
Monday: "(Celena) sexually aroused by pyrotechnics. (Allen), (Ivan), (Gaara), (Chamber), and (Link) are likewise attracted to her state of arousal, while (Usagi) displays concern on potential incineration of (Celena) mid-throes of passionate preoccupation."
Wednesday: "(Jono) begins to court (Celena), possible rivalry with (Howard). (Celena) is a pyromaniac, (Jono) enables her."
Thursday: "(Allen) displaying underdeveloped sense of personal survival instincts, refusing to be cured of his infection despite a growing effect on his actions. (Link) suitably distressed for his primary object of affection."
"(Komui) presents another senseless invention too late to be of use to (Allen), and is spurned by close friends. (Link) is a notable exception, feeling guilt toward being a willing obstacle in (Allen) and (Lenalee)'s non-platonic relationship?"
Saturday: "(Celena) provokes (Howard) into public acts of affection through artful presentation on the communication network. Slowly working on her object of sexual interest's reservations to mold him into her ideal sexual partner in all situations, up to and including public ones."
Sunday: "(Jono) panics in the belief that this experiment depends on his death. (Celena) further drawn toward his attentions, perhaps to use as an alternate, outside source of companionship when (Link) isn't being cooperative with her whims."
Wednesday: "(Celena) joins the ranks of those irritated by prolific breeders despite likelihood of being one herself. (Link) presumably unaware."
Friday: "(Shelke) introduced, showing a tendency to think not for herself and displaying anal-retentive attention to details and following orders. A good companion for (Link)."
As a part of the experiment, subjects were wiped of all memories of the week. Queen Carriers were excluded from the memory wipe, but no new observations were posted.
Sunday: "(Link)'s return from "home" caues emotional distress to his lover, as the information (Link) procured during his stay was unsettling for (Allen)."
"(Kanda) likewise disturbed by (Link)'s information, being potentially confronted with his own inevitable downfall before being able to achieve his obsessive goal."
Sunday: "(Allen) attempts to kill himself in front of his lover while repeatedly exclaiming how "He's gone!" (Link) responds admirably, completely devoted to (Allen)'s continued survival, but beginning to find his excuses for staying close wearing thin."
"(Celena) scares (Link) out of his ever-loving mind with the thought of marriage."
Wednesday: "(Link) complains to others about their immature actions in cake destruction the prior day, his obsessive compulsive disorder rearing his head as he requires clean space in which to bake."
"(Allen) gives his romantic partner a gift for the holiday, if early. (Link) unsure how to feel. The pie is far from perfect enough."
Thursday: "(Celena) holds on to ridiculous notions of (Link)'s likelihood to change in the future, and find marriage to her a decent situation."
"(Link) takes a moment to prepare himself spiritually for the rest of the time he has to neglect his religious habits."
Friday: "(Duo) engages in similar behavior to (Link)'s, with verbal followup to a "sister" about his situation here in the Facility."
"(Komui) attempts to get some action. (Link) refuses to give it to him."
Wednesday: Once again proving herself anything but the lady she portrays, (Celena) resorts to voyeurism to sexually satisfy herself with flavor of the hour (Allen), and then scandalously, (Howard Link)! What an appetite on that girl."
"(Celena) brags publicly of her ownership of (Link). (Allen) and (Gaara) submit to her control as a way to be sexually involved with (Link) by proxy."
Thursday: "(Kanda) and (Link) continuing to display their complete inability to discuss anything without it coming to physical violence."
Sunday: "(Howard) loses (Allen) in a haystack. Very sticky situation, as the haystack was on fire at the time."
Monday: "(Allen) shows his relation to (Ed) as he too starts sword dancing in order to draw back (Tim) and repel (Howard) with abundant phallic images."
Sunday: "(Celena) expressing concern over lack of maternal instincts, consider for experimentation to see extent of lack. (Howard) similarly incapacitated?"
Monday: "(Allen) longing for previous relationship with older male, while demonstrating traditional female skills. Conclusions are obvious. (Howard) increasingly interested, despite ongoing pseudo-masochistic relationship with (Celena)."
Saturday: "(Celena) uneducated in terms of basic hygiene, increasingly a health risk to other subjects. Indulging in exhibitions of nudity with (Emmett), again attempting to find a replacement for (Howard). Clearly oblivious to the fact (Emmett) really is that homosexual."
"(Howard), just hurry up and bed her or get the hell out. She's not going to be happy with this whole relationship if it doesn't involve her shoes pointing at the ceiling. She's that kind of girl. Open up your eyes and see it. Besdies, it would probably do you a lot of good. Everyone knows that (Allen) would appreciate it if you got a damn hobby, other than stalking his ass. It's creepy."
"(Allen), where does it come down to being a matter of you disgusted with yourself and the "things" which haunt you. It's inside of you, it's never going away, and one day the rest of them will know. And they will hate you for it. That's why you tell no one, and (Howard) follows your every move. Like so many here, you are nothing more than a ticking time bomb. Better get somewhere with (Lenalee) before she rejects your ass. And (Komui) kills you."
"(Celena), she who craves normalcy even as she craves the chaos of fire. Clap your little hands, and realize (Howard)'s never breaking free of his obligations, let alone here, and here is all you ever have. There's no such thing as family; it's another word for "target," and you want to wear it so proudly. Maybe we need to get you a broom and declare it Christmas and New Years all over again, so you can manipulate him into jumping over it with you. Too many fingers in too many pies, and you don't feel once ounce of remorse. What a lucky, lucky man (Howard) must be, to get saddled with someone as obsessively psychotic as you."
Monday: "(Link) misses his boyfriend, in the wake of his girlfriend's death."
Tuesday: "(Celena) reintroduced, fighting off sickness even as people gape at her, stating they were misinformed as to her relocation by (Sakura). (Celena) orders (Howard) to dance attendance upon her, and is then denied bathing assistance by her One True Misfit Of A Love."
Week 56: Little Mermaid (Valentine's Day Mini-event)
"(Celena). Desperation to not lose in body the one she loves, but to risk losing him forever in spirit? All the soldiers you let die, you watched, helpless, flail into their own never-ending darkness, no battles of Valhalla to pick the strongest to return and save worlds, nothing of honor in the eventuality of cessation... (Howard) cannot respond to an effort pushed through on his behalf. Not even his God will, faced with Ah-puch's ponderous steps, plucking eyes from the ones left rotting on battlefields and wearing them as part of his proud headdress, proclaiming You, You are Next."
"Focus, in the hours counting down, while days count down to nothing, shift to practicality. (Howard) and (Allen), the latter teaching the former how to walk in a whole new way, for what it matters."
(25:55): "(Howard Link). He who is failing his job, failing in his responsibility toward the organizations that he is part of in regards to (Allen), failing in his relationship with (Celena)... Probably, by the way, because he is actually a closet homosexual, not just for (Allen), which we have seen going on and on, but for other attractive men. Possibly even (Komui). We don't have enough words to say how ridiculous he is. He thinks he's capable of so much, but he's incapable of seeing his own lack of skill, his own failures, things that should send him into deep meditation on what he can do to better himself, but he's just still out there trying to be something he's not and he never will be. And he's going to fail again. And are lives going to be lost this time? Probably."
Monday: "Lots of sex is had. (Itachi) and (Kanda); (Temari), (Shikamaru), and (Chouji); (Eclipse) and (Raenef); (Celena) and (Howard)."
Tuesday: "(Howard) and (Komui) have a falling out over homosexuality and bisexuality, while (Howard) makes progress in sex outside of romance novels."
Thursday: "(Komui) is completely useless in the face of (Kanda)'s torture. Is gathering up injured (Lavi) and (Link) in an attempt to compensate for his failure by tending to them. (Itachi) attempts to regain his lover from his imperious "uncle.""
Sunday: "(Howard) immediately seeking out life-partner upon return to native habitat. Conflict between (Allen) and (Celena) escalating."
Tuesday: "(Celena) fears her new accessory looks too frivolously girly for (Link), has little choice but to wear it to keep his attention."
Wednesday: "(Ezio) finally swallows enough of his pride to ask other subjects about the setting. (Willy Wonka) and (Link) treat him to religious discussions in response, and (Yuffie) serves as another blow to his pride."
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